I'm Handsome Harry Houlihan
as handsome as I could be.
All the ladies turn their head
just to look at me.

I don't need to primp and preen
my looks are heavenly.
All the women gladly pay
to have a date with me.

Mirrors hang on every wall
and not too far apart.
For every step that I take
I'll see a work of art.

Mirror, Mirror, tell me true
don't I make you sigh?
'Yes indeed, you really do
to see it piled so high.'