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One Hell of A Bird Dog by Walt Hardester
Another hospital story..
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One Night In the ER by Walt Hardester
one of many tales from my medical days..
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One word joke. by Jack Kuperman
ISN'T IT?..
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Oops... No Alleluias In Lent! by Keith John Paul Horcasitas
Reminiscing about a fun Church Music Ministry Blunder ... singing the wrong Gospel Acclamation @ Mass during Lent!..
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Oral Report by Laurie Ballard
Death is how you look at it. The beginning or the end?..
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ORGAN MEETING by Gerald Tate
Joke..
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Origins of the Mongoloid Moose by S. Michael Wilson
The author explores the origins behind one of the world's more esoteric prehistoric clans...
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Oswald K. Underfoot finds a firefight treasure by Jerry Engler
This is another in a series of Oswald K. Underfoot stories,a character who origninally was introduced when Leon Gambel hired him to get what was killing his sheep, which turned out to be a cougar that the government denied could be there. That story is in Volume One, Just Folks: Earthy Tales of Prai..
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Our 4th Dog, DUSTY! by J. Means
While my wife is in the hospital, I clean the house...
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Out With The Bike by T. Helfrick
Ah, the bones are in need of some
exercise, and yes, we have found how
to do it!!..
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Over the Limit by Hazel Hart
Harrassed by a police officer for parking too far from the curb, Mack Schrader decides to get even. ..
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Overheard by Eduardo Soliz
One of the more annoying things about working in a cubicle environment is the fact that you can all-too-easily hear everything your coworkers say. It can also be one of the more hilarious things...
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Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor} by Phyllis Jean Green
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This bit of silliness was fun to write. I want to thank the administrators of the 2003 Pep* contest for allowing me to post it at AD. Rules stipulated the opening sentence, case you wonder. (First thought Whoa. Then the fun began. Too much, I suspect. Probably post al..
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Oxford Tripper by KJ McPhee
I'm still trying to figure out how I got from devon and southwest England to Oxford in one day. A combination of the East Devon Explorer bus ticket and a short train ride from Exter to Oxford, I'm thinking. Or maybe I have ellipsed two trips into one, it's very Stephen Hawking! lol
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Pains Shortlisted. by gideon chumo
'when you get shortlisted for an interview, it's just the beginning of a painful journey in those interview panels.'..
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Pappy Yokum's Kickapoo Joy Juice by Mark Lichterman
In his best American Indian Brave voice Mitchell told his wife: “Me go catch’em dinner!”
However, never a fish eater, Marsha had answered – in her best Jewish American wife’s voice – “I ain’t eating nothin' you catch, unless it’s a cow!” ..
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Paramedic Stories, Part XXVIII, Cat Stuck In Tree by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
One of the few "lighter sides" of being a paramedic. They had to rescue a cat who got stuck in a tree after it was being chased by an angry dog...
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Paramedic Stories: Turkey Trauma (By Hector Gonzales, EMT) by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
"Every time I smell the sweet aroma of turkey basting in the oven, I can't help but think back to almost two years ago, when we got a call for a guy who'd burned himself while attempting to smoke a turkey."
A paramedic recalls an unusual call he got a year and a half ago; he still laughs ..
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Paramedic Stories: EMT Follies, Or What NOT To Do! (By George Guzman) by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A paramedic shares some of the funnier sides of being a paramedic/EMT, and he gives advice to future paramedic/EMTS what NOT to do...
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Paramedic Stories: They Say Laughter Is Good For You. (By Nico Hernandez) by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Some of the lighter moments as experienced by a rookie EMT...
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Paretti and Son (Chapter 0ne) an exercise/in progress by Micha Julian
BR>BR>BR>BR>BR>BR>Chapter 1. BR>BR>BR>"HE'S WHAT?", Paretti (aka Big Sonny) yelled, BR>forgetting that he was on the phone and tripping BR>over himself as he stood and stared at his oldest BR>son and, er, business partner. BR>BR>"Uh, dead." Paretti, Jr. (aka Sonny the Kid) BR>answere..
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Parting the Jordan River by Kurt Peterson
Another episode from my novel about the life of Jesus. Jesus and John the Baptist part the Jordan River with unexpected consequences...
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Paso by Jacob Taylor
Esta conversación forma parte de un grupo de cuentos humorísticos breves cuya intención es lograr que el lector sonría. Su naturaleza es irónica y tal vez un tanto cuanto sarcástica, pero definitivamente tienen una buena intención y varios vienen muy a propósito de nuestra época. Algunas de las ilus..
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Payback by Georg Mateos
God was the first one to use humor when He decided to create a woman using a lousy rib bone from a sleeping man and then said Surprise!!!
The man didn't know what to do with "it"
Next was to let the bullies of this world going away with it, even if at the end He will be collecting His dues f..
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Peanut Run by Richard Kallao
original..
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Pecan Ville by Mystic Rose
It is a story of the imagination intended to make you smile or make you hungry, whichever one comes first. xo..
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Peeling with Laughter by Lynn Barry
I put a banana peel in my pocket because I could not find a garbage can. And I refused to litter.
A bumblebee flew around me buzzing in my ear. I swatted at the bumblebee and the action caused the peel to fall out of my pocket.
As the bumblebee landed on the tip of my nose I side..
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Peggie (Or Sex With a Very Large Woman) by Robert Levin
A man spends the night with an obese woman...
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Pennies or Pounds by J Howard
This is not a statement about our current education system. It's simply an observation of our current standards...
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People Are Watching! by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A boy is afraid of embarrassing himself...
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Perfume by Diana Legun
There is such a thing as too much...
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Pet Names, A Short Story Oh So Sad ... Yeah, Right by Zacharias O'Bryan
Start with two cups of Southern bosom-heaving romance. Stir with an ounce of Douglas Adams' "Hitchhikers Guide" sci-fi. Fold lightly with a shiny blue roadster that apparently hatched from an egg. Cook it over the flames of fondness between Amanda and Sergei. (Oops! ... I meant to say "Miss Backsea..
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Petticoat Junction by Mendy Thompson
Mothers can be an embarrassment and we have all lived through situations when we thought we would actually die. The above picture of me is the same year this happened...I was six years old...can you see my slip??? They were mandatory back then!..
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Phantasmagoria2020 by itzhak begerano
A confrontation between democrats versus Islam's in 2020 ... may lead the world to final destruction!!!..
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Phantasmagoria2020 by itzhak begerano
A confrontation between democrats versus Islam's in 2020 ... may lead the world to final destruction!!!..
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Phishing for Dough or Fishing for Fun? by Keith John Paul Horcasitas
Phishing for Dough, Fishing for Fun, Pranks
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Phydoux -- Talking Driver by larry linville
Phydoux went for a drive and couldn't believe all the modern conveniences.
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Phydoux And the Torn Up Newspaper by larry linville
Phydoux is back. His master came home to find the newpaper all torn up and demanded to know why. Here is his explanation.
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Phydoux Talks About Dog's Emotional Problems by larry linville
I haven't written with my wonder dog,Phydoux, for a while. Got inspired this morning and here's what we came up with.
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Pick a Pocket of Sunshine by Susan Cogan
Such a beautiful day for petty crime!..
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Pick me Up or Lay Me Down ll : Blood by Richard Kallao
trying to be funny for awhile ..
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Pick me Up or Lay me Down part l (more I hope is On the Way) by Richard Kallao
try some humor now been to serious of late..
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Picture This by DC Stanfa
True story about posing as talent scouts and photographers for GQ magazine. Girls just wanna get even...
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Pie by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
You Know It's Funny:
be you the receiver, the giver
or the innocent bystander watching it all.....
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Pierre by Helen Downey
Cats have a distnict personality which make them appear human. Here's a story about a jazzy cat who thinks he really is human!..
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Pigeon Mothers of Cooma to Deliverance Banjo Badger by Marc Latham
Traveling Oz-Australia, the Werewolf of Ozzers reach Cooma, inspiring a 'Coo Ma' pigeon mothers storyline; also linking back to Coorow at the start of the book.
Leaving Cooma, the travel questers reached the Badja State Forest, inspiring a Deliverance style banjo playing badger. ..
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Pillow Menus Aren't Me! by Iestyn Edwards
Why I need more sales, nicely.....
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Pio and the Flowers by Sara Corzine
Pio decides to sniff some flowers just so that he can make himself sneeze...
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Pio Tickles Holly by Sara Corzine
Pio decides to tickle Holly...
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Pirates of Melcontent by Richard Kallao
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