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Butts on my Butt
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I hope this makes you smile awhile. Photo of the poet and his son Teddy by Katherine Donovan (thank you, Katherine!)

Butts on my Butt My cause of death in my pocket Destined to be worn by me Like a cursed and poisoned locket My own memento mori These darts of death remind Of what I left behind What should my diagnosis be? A death wish I suppose? Perhaps I crave eternity And what else heaven knows +Steven Curtis Lance Copyright MMVII

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Reviewed by xxxxxxx cccccc (Reader)

Reviewed on September 2, 2007

Dead funny (!)

Toodle-oo!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Steven,

Hear ya. They be the death of me, too: well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Love the pic.

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on September 1, 2007

Beautiful photo and awesome poem!

Chrissy K.

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