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Dr. Bonnie wouldn’t know a cure if it bit her on the…
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All in fun
Lookin forward to this, hon...


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So the devil did throw you of hell, out,

Well I could have told you of that, about,

Don’t go gettin’ all upset, don’t pout,

For I am here to give you a hard time, no doubt…

 

Afterall I was the one who coined the name,

Of DOCTOR Bonnie, no one else, if its all the same,

I made you what you are today, so I do claim,

Can you handle it lady, or are you lame…

 

Just throw down the gauntlet,

Or the glove, I can deal with it, no sweat,

I am here to tell you, this is fact, no threat,

Maybe I am just a bit off kilter, more than upset,

Tell ya right now, Doc, I am BACK with no regret…

 

I’m looking forward to with you doing battle,

My needles & stethoscope are at the ready, no prattle,

To God himself about me don’t you tattle,

I am at the ready, as is all my chattel…

© ed [LOL] 9/28/08


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 Reviews of "Dr. Bonnie wouldn’t know a cure if it bit her on the…"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
good one

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Okay lil'brother give it to the witch with her own broom!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed on September 28, 2008
*Laffin' too hard to review* QUICK!! Where's some OXYGEN?????

(((HUGS))) and much love, your (breathless) friend, Karen Lynn. :D *gaspgaspgasp* LOL

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Uh oh! Dr. Bonnie is in trouble. I would not want Sir Ed and his trusty assistant Rufuz after me. Good on you, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
you are one of a kind Ed, that's for sure and that pic,whre on earth did you find it!;-) Poor Bonnie, but I'm sure she can handle you!lol

ET

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 28, 2008
Okay my contender I'm ready, willing and able. Dr. Bonnie does have to admit, you did make me who I am today but what exactly is that? A Dr. even the devil himself didn't want. But this is definately a new day, watch your back my friend, just watch your back. Great write by the way, very challenging indeed. Love, Bonnie


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