CLAUDIA CHATTERBOX
Claudia Chatterbox loves to talk,
Her vocal chords steady and strong.
Never at a loss for words,
She can sure make a short story long.
Her jaws are always flapping.
She talks a mile a minute.
If there’s ever a talking contest,
It’s guaranteed she’d win it.
Windy and full of hot air,
She can talk up a storm.
She’ll talk your head off,
And make it an art form.
She can yap all day,
And chew the fat.
Then yak all night,
With idle chit chat.
You can’t get a word in edgewise.
She can prattle, babble, and blab.
An expert at hogging a conversation,
She was born with the gift of gab.
Michael D. Schafer
©May 4, 2020
Regis. 🤣🍁
Two examples: One time a director who I thought may have been on cocaine, he was so paranoid, called me to berate me for something that I had no control over. I left my phone on speaker so that he could be heard out in the hall and went to the health center to have my urine bag emptied. Fifteen minutes later, when I came back and smiled at the secretary who had to listen to him go on and on, he was still talking, not knowing that I had left the phone for so long. When he blew up on the Executive Director like he had done many others, he was fired and escorted from campus by police.
A couple of nights ago, my partner's best friend from long ago who calls often from Australia after losing her family's savings and is deeply in debt from two very bad business deals, called again and talked rapidfire for over a half hour with my partner every once in a while, interjecting, "a huh," to let her know that she was still listening. If talk could get around of the serious financial problem, she would have easily solved it. ;-)
Ron
Sandie
Whatever they say sounds vague,
whenever they come to show up,
I avoid them like the plague."
David
Well done!
Rebecca