I’ve been talking to that
friend of mine again. You know,
the one that believes in evolution.
He was going through that monkey
to man bullshit again.

He said, “Look Rusty. You got
white monkeys, black monkeys,
brown monkeys, and yellow monkeys.
When they turned into humans they kept
their color.”

I said, “Hey now, what about me?
I have red hair, white skin and freckles.
What color monkey did I come from? ”

He told me I probably came from
those that couldn’t build very good fences.

I stuck my opposable thumb in his eye.