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It Rained Inside My Car Today
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"Then I had to go into the bank... / Holding my checkbook over my crotch"
*Transcendental Sonnet #1225:* *It Rained Inside My Car Today* *a silly sonnet for Silke's birthday* *It rained inside my car today* *An after-effect of the storm* *Sprinkled me as I drove away* *The rusty drops at least were warm* *But left tomato-soupy dots* *On my pants in sensitive spots* *Then I had to go into the bank...* *Holding my checkbook over my crotch* *Although my car is built like a tank* *It could not protect me from this blotch* *Which looks like... some sort of accident* *Protected without but not within* *As the odd eccentric incident* *Gets under my heavy metal skin* *+Steven Curtis Lance* *Copyright MMV Silke LLC*

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Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on January 14, 2005

Steven,
I know how you felt. I spilled coffee on myself once before going into the bank. Luckily I pulled my shirt out of my trousers and hid most of it.(lol) Nice write.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on January 13, 2005

Gotta keep that top up or your pants down...;)Ed

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on January 13, 2005

:o)...interesting write.

Sandie May Angel :o)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on January 13, 2005

I can image and I am just thinking about the expression on their faces.

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