When one's eyes turn yellow, they should no better than to keep drinking :)!
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Betsy Weasley drinks too much;
ought to lay off liquids, such.
When she dines out, Bet goes 'dutch'
as she loves to drink ... not munch.
Betsy wears those things, Depends,
'cause her drinking ne'er ends
(she hates saying 'STOP' to friends--
some especially huff and puff).
Doctors say her bladder burst--
over flowed both car and purse--
but they say that's not the worst
(her eyes are no longer white).
Yellowed whites (like yellowed blues)
don't e'er make the ev'ning news.
Poor Bet's has a 'yella' view
so men give in, never fight
when Bet's wants to drink a'sight.
(It's her luck that she's shapely
as Betsy now lacks a peel.)
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Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on July 11, 2004
Powerful message, Sandy!!!… Excellent write, Poet!!!… Thank you for sharing it.
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this is an absolutely intelligent warning
about the dangers of drinking..........
even tho it was said in jest.........booze is not a joke.......brilliant words
hope i got the gist of this correctly!?
pax........anita :)
Love Tinka