Getting ahead by any means possible, this female politician is definitely NOT a 'shoe-in.'
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Clothes Horse
Mayor Maggie, the mane attraction,
has a swagger in her walk, talk.
Everyone knows ... she's a clothes horse.
Nina Ricci layered bronze suit, a super fedora by Dior,
she's running for office. It's a KICK!
Ralph Lauren's neo-Edwardian
designs for her Inauguration--
she's a Wantabee thoroughbred.
Dolce and Gabban inspired,
she's saddled with Yves Saint Laurent.
Unclothed, she's just a horse, of course!
You should see her promenade in
the arena of politics!
Her fame is a draw. She's a clothes horse!
Still ... can't keep the flies away.
Roberto Cavalli impresses
but, everybody wants a ride!
All own a piece of her hide.
Despite fields of admirers,
can't corral her with most fillies.
May have won every race, derby,
yet bigwigs disappear without trace.
Floriferousness, silly,
Maggie is but a clothes horse!
I'd vote for Maggie, rather than the options we're given, right now...they better stop talkin' out of their rear ends and making promises we know they can't keep!! Still, I love this write--clever, clever you! Well done. Drawing's adORable. :)
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Outstanding satire... "Clothes Horse" does impress its message on the wit of time.
Keep posting Your jewels.
In admiration,
Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.