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Please sit down first . . .
Put your butts in a safe place if there's any heat glowing or whispering winds blowing . . . do not let your butt drop out! Please . . . be careful of your butt. Don't flash it just anywhere! Show some manners; that you care. Don't you dare leave it smoking! Most butts are truly bright red though you should not display them (whether flat, wide or thin). Please . . . don't be the butt of jokes! Put butts in a safe place . . . please!

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Reviewed by C.S. Snow (Reader)

Reviewed on September 2, 2003

Ah Butt Uh....The way that butt dances!
<grins> Egg-Cellant!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on May 25, 2003

(((sandra)))

LOLOL thought you meant...you know...gluteous maximus (and mine's maximus LOL) my rumpus (i call it bumpus LOL)

you give good advice...lost an uncle to a smoking related fire...i make sure my butts are O-U-T. will not empty an ashtray i've used for at least eight hours...will not smoke in bed...have a paranoia, i guess...and it's a good one to have

thanks for writing this...i don't think i'd want my maximus burning, either LOL

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Cherokee Sage (Reader)

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

You are a funny lady.

Peace,
Cherokee

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

HA! funny write! enjoyed~ love, your texas friend, karen lynn. (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

So clever and funny.

Reviewed by Dens Dreamweaver (Reader)

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

LOL This is so cute.. Thanks for the laugh this morning!! Now where's my coffee... ;)

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

Sandra, It doesn't matter if you smoke em, poke em or stroke em as long as there's a definite end in view. Well done.

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

luv to drag on butts ;)

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish

Reviewed on May 23, 2003

They are 'butt heads if they ignore you,
this poem is cute and right.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2003

Speaking of butts, Sandy. I just watched a movie with J Lo, Bronx Girl BTW. She has a big butt!....lol

tony

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2003

spank it!

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2003

Honey, my butt is on this chair ... laughing my ass off. Soon there will be nothing left ... you tease, don't you. Loved it. Bill

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on May 22, 2003

Cute...we have a butt free house.

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