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G . U . A . N . O
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We ought to fight wars with 'natural' weapons ;)!

Guano is distinctive-o
Canada to Mexico
enemies will swear-o
they can't stand guano.

G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
Guano stench pe-u-o
ammonia will floor ya'
from the bowel of bats
they expel the rats
Guano stench pe-u-o

Guano's weapon stink-o
men will fall pass out-o
all blood shed is oh-no
with bullets of guano

G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
Guano stench pe-u-o
ammonia will floor ya'
from the bowel of bats
they expel the rats
Guano stench pe-u-o

Guano make no war-o
it brings peace tomorrow
no one wants to stink-o
when we fight with guano

G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
G . U . A . N . O
Guano stench pe-u-o
ammonia will floor ya'
from the bowel of bats
they expel the rats
Guano isn't lame-o


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 Reviews of "G . U . A . N . O"
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
HYLARIOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! :D *LM*O, ROTFWHL* (((HUGS))) and love, your friend, Karen Lynn in Texas. :)

Reviewed on July 20, 2003
(((sandra)))

LOLOLOLOLOL

another fine mess! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on July 20, 2003
I love this write of urs....BHUWAN

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
How did you ever come up with this. I love it. I think Belfonti could sing it to a Momba tune.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on July 19, 2003
Girl, wha'cha been sniffing. This is hilarious.


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