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Full Of It
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Picture a cow, udderly drooping, 'cause she spent too much time in the pasture.

I’m full of it
ready to pop!
Eating was grand . . .
I couldn’t stop.
Straining to move--
belly flip-flops.
I’ve got a glob
waiting to drop!

I’m full of it . . .
bet I’m a sight.
You said to “stop”--
knew you were right.
An eruption
is imminent--
slop turned to slime
gluttony’s crime!


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Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on July 21, 2003
Haha, this is UDDERLY hillarious! ;) great write. :) cheers,
~Kari~

Reviewed on July 21, 2003
(((sandra)))

hysterical, hysterical write *poor cow* LOLOLOLOLOL

well done--udderly! :)

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on July 21, 2003
Hi Sandy:
Funny, except that my belly's hurtin'.

Reviewed by David Knight
Reviewed on July 21, 2003
Thanks for a light read. Is there a hidden message in that only domesticated cattle need milking?

Reviewed on July 21, 2003
oh, this is TOO funny! LOL (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 21, 2003
Sandra, very humorous. What goes in must come out. (lol )

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on July 21, 2003
I've been accused of this myself! lol Good write Sandy!

Jack


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