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Cattle Crossing
by Sandra S Corona → (All Poetry by Sandra S Corona)
  
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Can animals READ so they can cross where they should?

Ellie mo . o . o . o . od,
wasn’t up to speed,
hadn’t learned to read,
crossed at the ‘deer’ sign—
landed in the weeds.

The bull w . . o . . o . od,
stomped those weeds silly,
lip-puckered dilly,
caught it on the sign—
now … call him Milly.

Milly mo . o . o . o . ved
let Ellie pass by
saw tears in her eye
aching to cross o’er
where grass grew more high.

Ellie sw . o . o . ned,
Millie took the hint,
on the street did sprint
crossed at the wrong time.
Millie screamed … car dent.

Driver mo . o . o . aned
ain’t cattle crossing,
it says: Elks Flossing.
A herd of elks came,
heard the man bossing.

Ellie stro . o . olled
(all the elks watching
but too busy flossing
in the highway:
Millie, man boxing).

Ellie m o . o . o . od,
screamed: Cattle Crossing
the elks ceased their flossing;
the others their boxing.
Signs how intoxing!

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 Reviews of "Cattle Crossing"
Reviewed by J. Pajot
Reviewed on November 18, 2003
Really cute poem...sad for the critters, though...they do not understand what those long black things are...just nice and flat and easy to walk on...All good things to you, Jim.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2003
Very well cutish sadish write Sandra!!

If only they could read those road signs!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 17, 2003
Very good, Sandra!

Reviewed by Jack Roberts
Reviewed on November 17, 2003
LOL Sandy!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2003
LOL Cute write.


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