I'd like a spring in my neck.
I'd like a spring in my neck.
Heck!
When we hit hard bumps
my neck jerks and jumps.
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my neck.

I'd like a spring in my rump.
I'd like a spring in my rump.
Bump!
It sometimes flops down
to nearly touch ground.
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my rump.

I'd like a spring in my nose.
I'd like a spring in my nose.
Flows!
When it is stuffy
it's red and puffy.
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my nose.

I'd like a spring in my step.
I'd like a spring in my step.
Heck!
When I fall down
I bruise split my crown
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my step.

I'd like a spring in my teeth.
I'd like a spring in my teeth.
Beast!
My dentist is old
my 'things' he mauls, holds.
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my teeth.

"Day, night--you've the same story.
Why not praise Me, give glory?"

Cause, Lord what the heck?

I'd like a spring in my neck.
I'd like a spring in my neck.
Heck!
When we hit hard bumps
my neck jerks and jumps.
Oh, Lord, what the heck?
I'd like a spring in my neck.
(the entire thing is repeated :)!)