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The Temper Tantrum
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, September 21, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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THE TEMPER TANTRUM He threw a temper tantrum, And stomped all around. He held his breath till he turned blue, And jumped up and down. It was a royal conniption. A real hissy fit. The whole thing was caught on video, And now he’s a You Tube hit. Michael D. Schafer © January 20, 2016

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Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on September 23, 2016

summing it all up..,THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET..FASTER THAN WE CAN HIT THE KEYS...love all your idioms...

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on September 22, 2016

I have to agree with Ron! "Unfortunately, it seems like the outrageous/notorious ones always seem to get more attention."
Even so, it's good to live a respectable life, even before God and man!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 21, 2016

I'm glad your posting so many of your funnies again--really love them!

I am amazed at how fads have been coming and going since I was a kid and other kids had to have "the latest thing." Now we have idiotic behavior placed on YouTube to see how many hits we can get from stupidity. Both the good and the bad can receive notoriety and fame. Unfortunately, it seems like the outrageous/notorious ones always seem to get more attention.

Newsflash! I read it again. You're writing about Donald Trump! ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on September 21, 2016

Eh, we can's cough without two hundred emergency room flood the your email overwhelming you to let them look you over, never mind all the shyster lawyers with their hand for you to cross it with filthy lucre.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on September 21, 2016

Isn't that about the size of it?? Do something nice.............eh! Bad behavior gets them notoriety........but fame nonetheless. Great wording!!

Love ya!

Jane

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