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I Never Listen To Myself
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, September 25, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Nobody else does either

 I NEVER LISTEN TO MYSELF

 

I never listen to myself,

My brain I cannot trust.

To many times it freezes up,

From an accumulation of rust.

 

I never listen to myself,

I pay myself no mind.

Too often I’m out to lunch,

My brain gets left behind.

 

I never listen to myself,

I’m wrong more than right.

The lights might be on,

But they’re not very bright.

 

I never listen to myself,

So there’s no misconstruing.

Why should I listen to myself,

I never know what I’m doing.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© September 12, 2016

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "I Never Listen To Myself"
Reviewed by Shawn Cassidy
Reviewed on October 1, 2016
I think everyone probably can relate, well I'm assuming everyone has minds that wander during any given day. Unless that just only happens to me.

Shawn.J.C

Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on September 29, 2016
You, we, should all listen to ourselves a times,

Just in case our spirit's mind saying to us danger ahead,

but by failing to listen we'll walk into it. That's not good!

I think the old boy is getting more funny, with every write.

Thanks for sharing!

Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on September 25, 2016
sounds like some one has reached the age / mental state of entering a room with thought in mind syndrome only to find the thought took a turn and went elsewhere fortunately it wasn't a life or death issue
original published quote by kjforce ...your welcome...

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on September 25, 2016
Well, at least your ears can't hear, and that's part of the battle. Now all you have to do is shut down other body parts, and you'll be in fine shape!


Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 25, 2016
Yes! This is me!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 25, 2016
I'm afraid with your poem you are talking to yourself. Time to give your head a self-examination. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on September 25, 2016
Believe me, I can relate!! I enjoyed reading this poem a lot! 'Kinda sounds like me!

Love ya!

Jane


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