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Sidney The Snail: A Snail's Tale
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, October 1, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Another tale of Sidney the snail
SIDNEY THE SNAIL A SNAIL’S TALE Sidney the snail thought, His shell was slowing him down, So he crawled out of his shell, And left it lying on the ground. But Sidney didn’t pick up speed. What he thought, was rubbish. Without his shell in which to dwell, Sidney the Snail just felt sluggish. Michael D. Schafer © September 10, 2015

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Reviews of "Sidney The Snail: A Snail's Tale"

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 2, 2016

Nice twist of word. Slug of salt will count him out.

Ron

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 1, 2016

Maybe he also needs to come out of the closet. On second, thought, let him alone. The naked world has enough problems.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 1, 2016

I wonder why he came out of his shell!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on October 1, 2016

Silly STUPID SLUG !!!! A couple of hours in the Sun and he'll be done.
nice going..

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 1, 2016

Ahhh . . . A life's lesson herein!

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on October 1, 2016

Poor Sidney the Snail!
Only it did know that speed is not one of a Snail's blessings.
Another good one from you, Michael, keep them coming!

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