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The Nudist Camp
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, October 4, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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It's the naked truth.
THE NUDIST CAMP People at the nudist camp, Were soaking up the sun, But summer was coming to an end, And guests were leaving one by one. The days were getting shorter. There was a chill in the air. This was no time for a nudist, To be walking around bare. When a nudist gets dressed, Being cold is the reason. Their camp was now empty, They were clothed for the season. Michael D. Schafer © October 20, 2015

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Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 4, 2016

Chilly days stink
Makes Willy want to shrink.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 4, 2016

You sure know how to "clothe" a camp. Bundle that baby up! ;-)

Do you know why Eskimos get naked in their ice houses in the middle of winter?

Because they can� It gets way too hot to stay bundled up. Hardy bastards.

Ron

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 4, 2016

To nudists, wearing clothes is like non-nudists putting on an extra layer. They do what they gotta do. 'Loved this!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Clarence Prince

Reviewed on October 4, 2016

"The days were getting shorter
There was a chill in the air"
Time to cover up one's self!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 4, 2016

Last line was, of course, the kicker!

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