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Betty Boa
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, October 27, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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It's feeding time
BETTY BOA Randy saw Betty Boa, The Countess of Constrictors. Mesmerized by her beauty, One look and he was hers. Betty Boa had her eye on Randy, With a romantic appetite. As she crawled on over, Randy looked like Mr. Right. Randy watched Betty slither, Her sensual body was serpentine and trim. As she wrapped herself around Randy, He knew she had a crush on him. Michael D. Schafer © January 15, 2016

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Reviews of "Betty Boa"

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

loved it

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

Yet another wonderful play on words. Great idea perfectly executed, Michael.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

Ha haaaaa!!!!"You really got a hold on me.........."!!!! Squeeze him, honey!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

I was in a glum mood, but you squeezed another laugh out of me. Shame on you, you snake in the grass!

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

Great play on words..some ...some people just get so " wrapped" up in their relationships...kj

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on October 27, 2016

Heh.Heh And sure 'nuff did have a crush on old Randy!

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