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Betty Boa
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, October 27, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It's feeding time

 BETTY BOA

 

Randy saw Betty Boa,

The Countess of Constrictors.

Mesmerized by her beauty,

One look and he was hers.

 

Betty Boa had her eye on Randy,

With a romantic appetite.

As she crawled on over,

Randy looked like Mr. Right.

 

Randy watched Betty slither,

Her sensual body was serpentine and trim.

As she wrapped herself around Randy,

He knew she had a crush on him.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 15, 2016

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Betty Boa"
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on October 27, 2016
loved it

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 27, 2016
Yet another wonderful play on words. Great idea perfectly executed, Michael.

Reviewed on October 27, 2016
Ha haaaaa!!!!"You really got a hold on me.........."!!!! Squeeze him, honey!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on October 27, 2016
I was in a glum mood, but you squeezed another laugh out of me. Shame on you, you snake in the grass!

Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on October 27, 2016
Great play on words..some ...some people just get so " wrapped" up in their relationships...kj

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on October 27, 2016
Heh.Heh And sure 'nuff did have a crush on old Randy!


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