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The Monkey Was A Squealer
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, November 11, 2016 Rated "G" by the Author.

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THE MONKEY WAS A SQUEALER The monkey was a squealer. A real rat fink. He’d be quick to tell on you, And never even blink. He’d turn into a stool pigeon, And sing like a canary. He’d report your misdeeds so fast, It was downright scary. He was a backstabbing backbiter, Who’d snitch without fail. A prehensile blabber mouth, The monkey had a tattle tail. Michael D. Schafer © November 3, 2016

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Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on November 12, 2016

i've known quite a few of these critters.
That's why I developed my wicked left hook.
Bring 'em on.

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on November 11, 2016

A real cornucopia of animals, most of them repulsive. What fun. John

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on November 11, 2016

Personal info here, Michael...? :) -e-

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on November 11, 2016

Another great and fun poem!!! Enjoyed.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on November 11, 2016

Heh.Heh

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