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Lost & Found
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, November 15, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'd lose my head if it wasn't glued on.

 LOST & FOUND

 

When you lose something,

Panic begins to grow.

You start looking everywhere,

Searching high and low.

 

You look here and there,

And dig through drawers.

You examine every room,

And check behind the doors.

 

You search and search,

Still it remains unfound.

You’re wishing you were,

A pedigree bloodhound.

 

You search every nook and cranny,

And retrace each step you took

If you find what you’re searching for,

It’ll be in the last place you look.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 1, 2016

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Lost & Found"
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on November 15, 2016
A bit of wisdom entirely true. That's why years ago, getting fed up with losing things, I have a system for a lot of things, especially car keys, they have a special place where I put them religiously every time. That way, they never get lost. Still, it was fun to read your poem, what happens to "other people". John

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 15, 2016
Once lost, my items are never again found till one time when I am cleaning or like that and low and behold that's when I find them -e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 15, 2016
Yep. I lost my car keys this morning. Looked everywhere except where it was. When I finally found them I remembered putting them there (on top of a counter butting against the sink).

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 15, 2016
When you turn from humor to wisdom, you do it very well.

This is a regular occurrence in our house. My highly distracted partner is always losing something. She goes hysterical and roams the house like a ferret only to come up empty. A short time later, she suddenly happens upon the missing article. And, instead of realizing she's losing why things, she forgets what she did and the cycle repeats at least once a week. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed on November 15, 2016
Isn't it the truth. All of it. I find things all the time when I'm not looking and then I forget where I saw it! Enjoyed!!

Love ya!

Jane


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