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A Kleptomaniac
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, December 5, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Another punny poem I hope you enjoy.

 A KLEPTOMANIAC

 

Cleo the Klepto,

Was arrested one day.

But she said she wasn’t stealing,

She just takes things the wrong way.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 12, 2015 

 
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 Reviews of "A Kleptomaniac"
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
What Ron said, times ten...-e-
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
amazing work
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
You have a genius for the punchline. If you did this one in a standup routine, you'd bring the house down!

Could even make a career of it like Henny Youngman… "Take my wife… Please!"

Ron
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
Amazing what you can do in four lines. John
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
Good one again, Michael!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 5, 2016
Eh . . . As long and Cleo's conscience was clear.
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