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A Cool Cat
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, December 6, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just having fun with words.

 A COOL CAT

 

I’m a cool cat.

I’m a hot dog.

The world is my oyster,

I’m living high on the hog.

 

I’m happy as a clam.

Proud as a peacock.

I’ve got my ducks in a row,

Which I watch like a hawk.

 

I’m an eager beaver.

Busy as a bee.

I work like a dog

I use my eagle eyes to see.

 

I’m crazy like a fox.

Slippery as an eel.

I get the lion’s share,

When I wolf down a meal.

 

I’ve got ants in my pants.

I’m cute as a pug’s mug.

I’m the cat’s meow,

Snug as a bug in a rug.

 

This is no line of bull.

I’m not talking turkey.

I’m free as a bird,

Or at least that’s what a little bird told me.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© December 3, 2016

 

 


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 Reviews of "A Cool Cat"
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on January 21, 2017
Guess you are wondering where I have been...health issues..sorry..but my gd just read all your writes to me..awesome and impressive..love your out of the box attitude...I am overwhelmed at this time with trying to get my life back..but enjoy your works...hopefully I will return to respond/comments soon...hugs kj

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 7, 2016
Man you are the bee's knees
And hep to the jive.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
To cliche or not to cliche, that is the reason for this enjoyable write, I still love it quite a great deal...-e-

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
funny loved it

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
Clichésville… absolutely love it!

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
You forgot a few: You are a butterfly, a firefly, a dragonfly. Your poetry is "on the wing." Another winner, Michael.

Reviewed on December 6, 2016
This is a fun poem to read. One thing I love about reading your poetry is that I don't need a dictionary sitting next to me to look every other word up. I like to enjoy what I'm reading and not stress over the meanings of some words. You writing is understandable and I love it!!!

Love ya!

Jane

Love ya!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 6, 2016
Eh . . . Cool . . .


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