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The Big Boss
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, December 16, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just being bossy

 THE BIG BOSS

 

I’m the big boss.

I’m number one.

I’m a V.I.P.,

Second to none.

 

I’m the big enchilada.

I’m the big cheese.

I’m the top banana.

I do what I please.

 

I crack the whip.

I hold the reins.

I’m in the driver’s seat.

I’m the brains.

 

I call the signals.

I pull the strings.

I’m the big shot,

Who’s running things.

 

I’m captain of the ship.

I’m in command.

I’m the head honcho.

I’m the main man.

 

I’m a big wheel.

I’m a big wig.

I’m in control.

It’s my gig.

 

I’m the ringleader.

I’m the mastermind.

Yes, I’m the big boss

You can kiss my behind.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© October 10, 2015

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Big Boss"
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on December 17, 2016
loved it

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 16, 2016
Hey, I've known people like that, most of my bosses for that matter. When I was boss, I wasn't like that. Was I? You've have to ask my subordinates. John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 16, 2016
I'm not into kissing behinds, especially when it is stated like that, big boss or not.

Reviewed on December 16, 2016
Well, alrighty then!! LOL!! 'Love it!

Love ya!

Jane


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