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Farmer Fred's Junkyard
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, December 22, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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 FARMER FRED’S JUNKYARD

 

Farmer Fred bought the junkyard,

That was next door to his farm,

And he started selling auto parts,

From a stall in his barn.

 

Business was good for Farmer Fred.

His barn became a shop.

That junkyard turned a profit,

With a good bumper crop.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 14, 2016 


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 Reviews of "Farmer Fred's Junkyard"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 23, 2016
I am in need of a rear bumper right now. I think I'll bump on over to Fred's and see if he can bump me a new rear!

Ron

Reviewed on December 22, 2016
I just had a bumper delivered to my house today. Freaky! "....bumper crop"!! I got a good chuckle out of this as usual.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
As always, cute, well written & with a hint of humor...Merry Christmas, Fred...:) -e-

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
creative, hugs

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
Creative success is worth it price in gold, well done Michael,

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
You gotta sell a lotta bumpers
to make a lotta money
But you only hafta turn to Michael
to make the whole thing funny.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
Sounds like Farmer Fred was a good businessman. But what about the farming, was that also a "bumper crop"? John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 22, 2016
Eh . . . You're at it again . . . Thank goodness for a "bumper crop."


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