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An Absence Of Fashion
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, January 28, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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This will never make the "best dressed" list.

 AN ABSENCE OF FASHION

 

With an absence of fashion,

Hospital gowns are a fright.

As soon as you put one on,

You know the end is in sight.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 9, 2014

 

 

 

 

 
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 Reviews of "An Absence Of Fashion"
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on March 15, 2017
Always keep your eyes " ahead " and don't ever look " Behind " and you won't see that side of the gown....silly man....loved it Michael
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
Sometimes you need only a few words to say it all.
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
Like Jane said, I always get two of them too...-e-
Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
lol, love your sense of humor, been there done that. Tucking t closed and walking backwards to the loo. You evoke memories of my vulnerable days. Glad there is a humorous side to it. Thank you for sharing this dear Michael x
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
hate the hospital gowns not very fashion.hugs
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
They put those on as an insurance policy. Figuring that when you know the end is showing, you won't be surprised by it and sue them.

Ron
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
areal exposure Michael Thanks
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
Oh, how true you are, those awful hospital gowns. Who ever came up with that concept. John
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
Heh.Heh 'Nuff said.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on January 28, 2017
LOL!!! I hate those hospital gowns!! I always ask for two. The second one I wear as a robe. 'Loved it!

Love ya!

Jane
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