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Addy's Store Of Stupid Stuff
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, January 31, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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They have all the stupid stuff you need.

 ADDY’S STORE OF STUPID STUFF

 

If you’re looking for a nimrod,

But find the going rough,

Then you need to shop at,

Addy’s Store of Stupid Stuff.

 

Everything’s nonsensical,

Idiotic and dumb.

For all the stupid stuff you need,

Addy’s is the place to come.

 

Let Addy’s brighten your day,

With a solar powered flashlight.

Batteries aren’t required,

But they don’t work at night.

 

Addy’s has CD’s of pure silence,

With sounds that are perfectly clear.

You can relax and let your mind go blank,

Because there’s nothing there to hear.

 

You can buy powdered water,

Or canned cans by the case.

Addy’s has air conditioned coats,

and jars of empty space.

 

Addy’s Store of Stupid Stuff,

Is well stocked and supplied.

There’s stupid stuff on every shelf,

That’s sure to leave you stupefied.

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 8, 2016

 

 
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 Reviews of "Addy's Store Of Stupid Stuff"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 3, 2017

enjoyed the read

Never Stop Writing!
m
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on February 1, 2017
cool store love it hugs
Reviewed by Darryl Ehlers
Reviewed on February 1, 2017
Hi Mike
Boy do I love humor and you presented it. You also did Rhythmic words that put music to your writing. I am not a Pro's Lover. Keep it up!!!
Thanks Darryl Ehlers
Reviewed by Clarence Prince
Reviewed on February 1, 2017
Batteries aren't required,
But they don't work at night.
That's a flashlight,
no wonder it's at Andy's store!
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
Wow! What a Merry Christmas that was! My wife and I marvel over stupid stuff as well. Her dad went to Heaven he left us this stuffed guy who fats in a chair. Push the button and a different fart comes out every time. It's as funny as hell.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
'Love it!! I could use a pair of shoes with soul!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
I enjoy going into stores with stupid stuff. I can spend hours on end just looking at stuff, or if there's food around, I may end up getting stuffed. Around Christmastime, I stopped at our local Family Dollar, went inside, and headed straight for the stupid stuff section. I bought party hats, blowout whistles, whimsical glasses and other stupid stuff, brought it all home and stuffed it in the closet. About halfway through our meal, I went to the closet and brought the stupid stuff to the dinner table. I took it all out of the bag and began passing it around. There was plenty for everyone. Imagine my wife and myself (both 73), both our adult sons, daughter-in-law, and two adult grandsons sitting around the table playing with all this stupid stuff, making nothing but fools of ourselves. It was our best Christmas ever.

David
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
I'll buy all the doughnut holes I never ate!
Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
Love it, Michael. How about a vibrating toilet seat that tickles the crap out of you?
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
Hey, Andy's store of stupid stuff doesn't sound that stupid to me. A CD of silence sounds like just the thing. An air-conditioned coat here in the desert, yep, I'll take one and sell it at a profit. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Enjoyed, Michael. John
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
Very creative products you thought up.

You forgot the great television store of stupid stuff, QVS cable shopping. Buy now on time, and regret later. Like ice boxes to Eskimos, consumers will buy anything, especially if it doesn't work as advertised. Stupid is as stupid does.

Ron

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
good one , very innovative and funny Thanks for sharing
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
High voltage creativity :) I have to say there is so much music in between the notes, but the music has to be there first! ha ha
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on January 31, 2017
I love this poem. Your imagination knows no bounds.
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