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A Cold Text
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, February 3, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A COLD TEXT When the weather turns freezing, And your thumbs become numb. When you try to text, But the words won’t come. You have a medical condition, That’s easy to spot. It’s a case of typothermia, That you’ve got. Michael D. Schafer © January 7, 2015

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Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

Fortunately I don't have to worry about that. Or do I? Temperatures came down to be 10 degrees Celsius. Now that's cold. John

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

so love your sense of humor hugs

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

Now, I know what the problem is!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

You keep coming up with these great puns� And I love it!

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

I knew that. Heh.Heh

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on February 3, 2017

So that is what it is called. Ha

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