Eyeball Pizza (poem) by Michael D. Schafer on AuthorsDen

Eyeball Pizza
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, February 7, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Pizza places are always coming up with new variations, new flavors, new toppings, etc. This is just the latest. Bon Appetit.
EYEBALL PIZZA You can’t get a better pizza, Than one of My Guy’s Pizza Pies. Try their special Eyeball Pizza, A pizza smothered in eyeball eyes. Give “The Eye” a try It’s an ocular delight. If you’ve never had an eyeball pizza, You’re in for quite a sight. You can eat an eyeball pizza, As a meal or a snack. Their most popular pizzas, Are iris green or pupil black. If you want a real eyeful, Order the cornea deep dish. Every bite of an eyeball pizza, Has a delectable squish. An eyeball pizza goes fast, Devoured in a blink. It’s the only pizza, That gives you a wink. An eyeball pizza, Will make you swoon. There’s no need for a fork, Eyeballs scoop with a spoon Eyeball pizzas taste great. They’re even more fun to chew. A slice of eyeball pizza please, And here’s looking at you. Michael D. Schafer © June 22, 2013

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 8, 2017

This pizza caught my eye!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on February 7, 2017

icky! This is going to be a favorite of the boys though :)

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Naw.

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

creative but no thanks Michael, I'm not into pizza's

Reviewed by Deborah Shepard

well creative yes loved it you are original love it hugs

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

My eye caught an eyeball pizza at the local All-You-Can-Eat, but by the time I got my sights on it, all I spied was tracks of little mice feet. Seems they snatched them eyeballs quickly off that pizza plate, thinking that eating eyeballs would make blind mice see just great.

Another one of your very creative, funny and off-the-wall, eyeball originals. Love them.

Ron

Reviewed by David Thompson

Well, I went to the trouble to "look it up," and, yes, there are such things as eyeball pizzas, squishy eyeball snacks, bloodshot eyeball pizzas, etc., all of which I would try, for their ingredients are things I would not hesitate to eat whatsoever. As for your poem, I "foresee" this one as being another "delight to the eye" for your readers. Yes, I "clearly see" this as being one of your best for "eye appeal." Finally, I "clearly" enjoy your playing around with only 26 letters in our alphabet. It's a joy to "see" what you are able to do almost daily.

David

Reviewed by John Herlihy

I guess you are kidding. An eyeball pizza sounds disgusting. John

Reviewed by E Phillips

Well, now you've done it. I can see Bogie in Casablanca, with an eyeball pizza, looking at Ingrid Bergman, and saying "Here's looking at your kid." Then splat, right in the kisser. What a sight for sore eyeballs!