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What's Up?
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, February 14, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Having fun with words.

 WHAT’S UP?

 

What’s up with up?

A word that’s well used.

With so many ways to use up,

It’s easy to get confused.

 

You walk up a hill,

But you cook up a meal.

Being on the up and up,

Up gets used a great deal.

 

You wake up in the morning.

You fill up glasses and cups.

And if you’re up for exercising,

You do pushups and pull ups.

 

You can look up and hook up.

You can be brought up to date.

You can crack up and act up,

As you hurry up and wait.

 

You can show up and grow up.

You can gum up the gears.

A horse goes giddy up.

Old people are up in years.

 

You can hush up and brush up

You can do it up right.

You can clean up your act.

You can feel up tight.

 

 You can mess up and fess up.

You can dress up like a star.

You can kick up your heels.

You can drive up in a car.

 

You can cheer up when it clears up,

After you stink up the room.

You can take up a collection,

And you sweep up with a broom.

 

You can break up then make up.

You can catch up with old friends.

You’ve got to be up and running,

To keep up with the latest trends.

 

You can sneak up and speak up.

You can open up the gate.

You need to rest up,

So you can stay up late.

 

Now before I end up in a tizzy,

I’m going to wrap this up.

How many ways can up be used?

I don’t know. I give up!

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 27, 2015

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "What's Up?"
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on April 10, 2017
MichaI I can see why you loved and idolized George Carlin...I also was a huge fan...you really " upped " this one...Keep " UP" the great work...kj

Reviewed on February 14, 2017
....but can you make him drink?............bad joke! This has got to be one of your deeper "Michael D. Schafer" thangs. 'Enjoyed this to the max!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
You got a bit uppity in the end, and maybe on uppers to get through it, but at least you didn't throw up along the way…

I just had to do it… Confucius say, when woman pilot fly upside down, she have big crack up.

Ron

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
I love it! Your poem brings to mind one of the funniest people to have ever lived--George Carlin! He would have been impressed.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
I think you have just about covered all the ups in existence. Now what about the "downs". Very interesting and enjoyable. I think I will read this to my students, since they are so concerned with learning English. John

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
I'm only concerned with one up these days, and it's more down than up.

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
Good write Michael . a fun poem that shows lots of innovation. what kinda get up were you wearing when you wrote it. musta been a good one !

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on February 14, 2017
Awww . . . Another great fun write . . . Eh . . . But you might have missed the most important "up," that is the one when you get hot and heavy with that special girl. You for sure know "its" up.


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