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A Refrigerator
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, March 4, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ever wonder what it's like to be an ice box.

  A REFRIGERATOR

 

I’ve got the coolest job,

Even though I work all day.

I stand alone in the kitchen,

True convenience on display.

 

I know how to chill.

I’m a sight to behold.

I keep perishables fresh,

And beverages cold.

 

I’ve got shelves and drawers full of food,

And leftovers that are long forgotten.

Right now I could use a good cleaning,

Because something is smelling rotten.

 

I keep my temperature under control,

Despite my size and brawn.

And by the way, when you shut my door,

………The light stays on.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 22, 2017


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 Reviews of "A Refrigerator"
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on March 8, 2017
Michael....nice job.. too bad I know the REAL truth...YOU just love to watch me "dressing " !!!! Italian-French_Mayo ETC....it's really NO BIG " DILL " heheheheh....kj

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
This one gives me the chills. Where's my scarf. John

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
Mr. Clean of refrigerators. He stands tall and proud. Love it!

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
good one Michael I enjoyed.

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
Cool, clever, and a perfect ending!


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