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A Refrigerator
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, March 4, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ever wonder what it's like to be an ice box.

  A REFRIGERATOR

 

I’ve got the coolest job,

Even though I work all day.

I stand alone in the kitchen,

True convenience on display.

 

I know how to chill.

I’m a sight to behold.

I keep perishables fresh,

And beverages cold.

 

I’ve got shelves and drawers full of food,

And leftovers that are long forgotten.

Right now I could use a good cleaning,

Because something is smelling rotten.

 

I keep my temperature under control,

Despite my size and brawn.

And by the way, when you shut my door,

………The light stays on.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 22, 2017


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 Reviews of "A Refrigerator"
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
wonderful write creative hugs

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on March 5, 2017
Probably the most popular box in the house! Never a dull moment because lots of action all hours of the day...and night.... One cool write Mike!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 5, 2017
Like the rats say, “We'll leave the light on for you and take care of that moldy cheese… but damn, it's cold in here… let me out.”

Ron

Reviewed on March 4, 2017
How do you know that the light stays on? Inquiring minds want to know!!
Cool write!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
A frigid spot to write from is the icebox; surprised your ink does not freeze & personally I knew that the light does NOT stay on as I have lived inside a fridge in the past, but then again it was not plugged into power, that may be the reason...:) -e-

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 4, 2017
Eh . . . Always wondered about that darn light, Michael, happy you clued me in on it. Heh.Heh Cool write!


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