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Mixed Up
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, March 6, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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This poem was written for and dedicated to Jane Noponen Perinacci.

 MIXED UP

 

I’m a mixed up mixer,

My beaters are beat.

I’ve been around the bowl,

And I’m dead on my feet.

 

I’m a master of revolutions,

Counter and clockwise.

I’ve mashed potatoes,

And creamed pies.

 

I can stand alone,

But I like being hand held.

Built for power and speed,

I was born to meld.

 

I’m a true KitchenAid,

So don’t call me a Hamilton Beach.

If you want to mix it up,

I’m always easy to reach.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© March 5, 2017

 
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 Reviews of "Mixed Up"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 21, 2018
Man, I am whipped. Too funny with a surprise twist. Well done Michael!
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on March 9, 2017
Wow MIchael ... you " beat " me to it....I am exhausted...whipped...going for a nap....love your WIT with words....
have a great day.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on March 7, 2017
Ya just can't beat this poem!! 'Enjoyed!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Deborah Shepard
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
beauty hugs
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
Glad that I order it mixed (shaken?) and not stirred.

I used to hang around the kitchen and watch my mother make all kinds of stuff with her double bladed mixer. And then she'd take out the blades and wash them very carefully so that we wouldn't get any germs from the last batch. I don't know what the brand of that mixer was but it probably lasted 50 years or more. It was indispensable for her cooking.

Ron
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
Now the refrigerator is jealous. What's next? The toaster?
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
A real kitchen appliance,
always the worse for wear
no longer known for reliance,
nothing left but wear and tear.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
Quite a come on I'd say.
Reviewed by Tom Leftwich
Reviewed on March 6, 2017
funny Michael good job
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