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The Dairy Farmer
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, March 11, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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THE DAIRY FARMER The dairy farmer liked to read, And had just gotten a new book. It was on the history of fat free milk, And he sat down to take a look. But the history of fat free milk was dry, Not interesting in the least little bit. And because it was so udderly boring, The dairy farmer just skimmed it. Michael D. Schafer © March 1, 2017

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Reviewed by Deborah Shepard

Reviewed on March 13, 2017

another great one hugs

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on March 13, 2017

Another good one!! Write on, my friend!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on March 12, 2017

I am still churning about this one. It cries out for moo-moo-more. Amen!

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

Hi ho the dairy-o Michael takes a wife, a life, a butter knife, or something.

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

I'll let this one go " pasturized ".....thank god almighty I'm Lactose free......kj

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

I couldn't udder it any better without whipping it into butter. So I'll just cream it.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

And in skimming it, he found it was fat free, slim and trim. John

Reviewed by Tom Leftwich

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

Good shooting Michael . you sure milked that one.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on March 11, 2017

Boo! Hiss! Heh.Heh

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