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Selfie Destruction
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, April 5, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A posting that should not have been.

 SELFIE DESTRUCTION

 

I posted a selfie by mistake,

And now I live with the shame.

Embarrassed beyond belief,

I only have my selfie to blame.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 1, 2017
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 Reviews of "Selfie Destruction"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 10, 2017
Ha ha ha great
Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on April 8, 2017
that will teach you to leave your clothes on....kudos
Reviewed by Darkest Angel
Reviewed on April 6, 2017
If they don't get it then paint a picture of them over their lens :) This cool and very versatile.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 6, 2017
Cute beyond words… Words beyond cute. Beautiful self-portrait to boot!

Ron
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 5, 2017
I love the play on words. That's why I don't take selfies. And because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing to take the silly picture.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 5, 2017
Ah, you will live over it, Michael. and come out in the end a better fellow.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on April 5, 2017
LOL!!! I think of some of the selfies I've taken and posted and I have to laugh at myselfie!!!

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 5, 2017
Indeed, this happens to many people, many things happen "by mistake". John
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