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The Sleepy Vampire
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, April 28, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It's not easy staying up all night.

 THE SLEEPY VAMPIRE

 

Vladimir Vampire had been up all night,

And could no longer stay awake.

But when he fell asleep in the wrong coffin,

It was truly a grave mistake.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© April 21, 2017
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 Reviews of "The Sleepy Vampire"
Reviewed by Darkest Angel
Reviewed on May 1, 2017
I think you should compile these into a poetry book. Nice use of words and scenarios. I love vampires and their mystique - mostly the mystique though.
Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Poor old Vladimir gets a bad rap, the name lends itself to vampires. I always remind my colleague who I work with who is named Vladimir, and yes, he is Russian. I hope he never makes the same mistake.
Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Vladimir Vampire
in a situation dire
said to himself "Alas"
"I'm on the wrong side of the grass".

Always a kick ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
I could see that happening...-e-
Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Oh my,
Vladmir shladimire had built himself an empire
He lived in a castle with a butler named Sire
As he slept in a coffin the castle went afire
The guests quivered then began to perspire

Now see what you did, you got me goin' xo
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Once again, very punny!

Ron
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Heh.Heh Surprise! Surprise!!
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
You've reached down to my level of poetry. I could see him waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci
Reviewed on April 28, 2017
Poor Vlad!! LOL!!

Love ya!

Jane
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