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Caution: Falling Hairs
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, May 5, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Pardon the glare.

 CAUTION: FALLING HAIRS

 

Harry had a head of hair

It was long, thick and red.

And of his hair, he took great care,

It covered Harry’s head.

 

But as he got older,

Harry had to concede.

His hair was getting thinner

And starting to recede.

 

Based on the baldness,

Of his ancestors past.

It was a sure thing,

Harry’s hair wouldn’t last.

 

One by one his hairs fell out,

Never to be seen again.

Before too long Harry’s head,

Was showing lots of skin.

 

Hairs disappeared and vanished.

Gone without a trace.

Harry knew he was going bald,

It was taking longer to wash his face.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 26, 2015

 


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 Reviews of "Caution: Falling Hairs"
Reviewed on May 8, 2017
LOL!!! Good one!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 6, 2017
And very soon, that shampoo, disappeared without a trace.

Ron

Reviewed by Darkest Angel
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
LOL! You are not right! Pour Harry. Nicely composed from start to finish, Michael. You're the king of these.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
My hair I still got,
My dad did die with a full head of hair,
Those that don't do so think it unfair,
But with my hair still there,
I've not got to worry nor have I to care...-e-

Reviewed by William Munsell
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
Such fun. I had an uncle who would have enjoyed this
He had about 27 hairs on top that were 6 inches long for the world's worst combover.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
At seventy-eight I still have most of my hair. God bless those hand-me-down genes.

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
Most of us suffer hair loss, some more than others.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 5, 2017
Where oh where have my beautiful auburn locks gone. I used to be a redhead and proud of it. Now what do i have but a shiny palate slick enough for the birds to eat from. Enjoyed today's poem for the memories and for its truth. John


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