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Hi Def Love
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, May 11, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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It was a picture perfect wedding.
HI DEF LOVE He saw her from across the showroom. Her LED’s gleamed in his eyes. With 42 inches for his viewing pleasure, Her widescreen was just the right size. She was Ultra HD Smart. Her resolution clear and bright. She needed digital input. He took her home that night. Soon he was surfing her channels, Looking to see what she had on. One thing led to another, And he ended up programming her till dawn. He fell hopelessly in love, Spending hours with her each day. He would just watch and listen, Fascinated by what she had to say. And so they joined in union, A connection to celebrate. it was a picture perfect wedding, And the reception was great. Michael D. Schafer © May 8, 2017

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Reviews of "Hi Def Love"

Reviewed by kj Force

Reviewed on May 17, 2017

Michael.. another award winning " visual " of words....gotta hand it to you,VERY creative and outta the ox...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

Was she on cable, satellite or did she just have her own antenna, sounds like a pornographic story, though anything sexual with a TV is just too weird, even for me...:) -e-

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

Men do love their TV's. Maybe even more than their women...

Reviewed by Darkest Angel

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

A Zen master of metaphorical satire.

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

lol, you do have a way with words, nice one Michael xo

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

A very fun read!! Thanks!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

I's becoming high def! Could yuse turnip the volume? Turn on the closed cap? ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on May 11, 2017

Another clever twist. You turn me on and off with your remote. And the connection is great even at these great distances. Well done. John

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