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Washing Windows
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, May 30, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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I hope this clears things up.

 WASHING WINDOWS

 

Window washers for skyscrapers,

Are at the top of their class.

But washing all those windows,

Is a real pane in the glass.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 1, 2015


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 Reviews of "Washing Windows"
Reviewed by Lark Pogue
Reviewed on June 3, 2017
And a job on which I'll pass!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 2, 2017
You are too sick but of course quite funny...-e-

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on June 1, 2017
I like clean windows just as much as the next person, but if it were up to me to get those clean at a high altitude, I'm afraid those inside the skyscrapers would have to settle for opaque. Window cleaning is out of my league. And have you ever watched those guys climb to the top of the tall towers to change the light bulbs? No, no, no!!

David

Reviewed by kj Force
Reviewed on May 31, 2017
Michael... this was a very transparent ditty...I saw through it immediately...love the way your mind " sinks " have a great day..kj

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on May 31, 2017
And what a pain it is. I live on the 21st floor of a high rise over here, so periodically, the window washers stop by outside for a visit. I don't envy their work. I don't know how they do it all day in the heat and from those precarious heights. What a life, a pane in the glass indeed. John

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on May 30, 2017
Birds might like the clear view,
As they fly across to pass.
But I like them sparkling,
As i sit here on my a...

Nope, not punny enough.

I'll do better next time.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 30, 2017
But if that scaffolding fails, it may leave one having to do some wiping behind. ;-)

Another really good one. You are the punniest guy around.

Ron

Reviewed on May 30, 2017
LOL!! Great word play!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on May 30, 2017
I love windows cuz when they are bright an clean you can see across forever. I agree tall ones are hard to get to but when you do what a view! Nice one Michael xo



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