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Always Late Kate
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, September 6, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Always late never, never late better.

 ALWAYS LATE KATE

 

Never on time,

That’s Always Late Kate.

She doesn’t mind,

If she makes people wait.

 

She runs behind schedule,

From morning till night.

Her clocks all have different times,

She never knows which one is right.

 

Punctual Paul is always on time,

He’d rather be early than late.

He made a vow to himself,

To never make anyone wait.

 

Punctual Paul was running early,

The day he met Always Late Kate.

He asked her, if she had the time,

Would she like to go out on a date

 

They fell in love with each other,

You know what they say,

Opposites attract,

They got married the next day.

 

And on the day they were married,

Punctual Paul had to wait.

But they always have time for each other,

Sometimes early, sometimes late.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 30, 2017

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Always Late Kate"
Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on September 8, 2017
People come in both categories, me I like to arrive early, like the birds, I like to see it all from the top branch at dawn. Love your poetry dear Michael. Light and always fun to read, have a blessed day hugs xo

Reviewed on September 7, 2017
I reviewed this just a few minutes ago. Anyhow, the second time around was better!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed on September 7, 2017
Two peas in a pod!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
Very charming and inventive. As for me, I am always on time, which is a problem in the Middle East. As I always says, in this part of the world, I always make the same mistake of arriving on time when no one else gives a damn. I guess my name is Punctual Paul. John

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
Good one Michael!

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on September 6, 2017
Love this! I'm exactly like Punctual Paul. I have to force myself to be on time and not too early.


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