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Give Her A Ring
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Monday, October 16, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A punny poem
GIVE HER A RING His girlfriend wanted a ring, So they went to the jewelry store. She was shown both gold and silver, And said she’d be happy with either “ore.” Michael D. Schafer © October 8, 2017

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Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on October 21, 2017

chuckle

never stop writing!
m

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on October 18, 2017

LOL!!! Good play on 'that' word.!'Enjoyed!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on October 17, 2017

cool write

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on October 16, 2017

Nice try, wise guy! My wife will take the gold. Period!

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on October 16, 2017

Precious metals sometimes make precious memories.
Much like all your poems.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on October 16, 2017

In a slight technicality, gold is found in what is affectionately called, "dirt," not ore. And I don't have a sliver of an idea whether there's silver ore not. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on October 16, 2017

Ha, I don't know how you come up with these things, but its certainly very inventive.

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