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I've Got A Problem
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, October 24, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Ever have this happen to you?

 I’VE GOT A PROBLEM

 

I’ve got a problem.

I don’t understand.

Please help me out.

Give me a hand.

 

I have no idea,

What I’m supposed to do.

Give me a hint.

How about a clue.

 

I need directions.

Is there something I missed?

Show me what’s important.

Give me the gist.

 

    ***************

 

Never mind. I’ve got it.

I figured it out.

Go ahead and take a look,

If you have any doubt.

 

The answer was so simple.

I knew it all along.

Wait… what do you mean,

I did it all wrong?

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© September 14, 2012

 

 


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 Reviews of "I've Got A Problem"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on October 28, 2017
This poem can make way for a new country song!
Is Nashville next? Ride on partner!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on October 25, 2017
it seems you can solve your own in the end, great thing isn't it

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on October 25, 2017
I enjoyed this and yes have felt similar at times

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 24, 2017
Sounds to be a personal problem to me, but then again I am not you, nor am I me to me sometimes...:) -e-

Reviewed on October 24, 2017
That sounds like me when I drive somewhere without GPS or a map. LOL!! Sometimes it's fun to make mistakes.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on October 24, 2017
Ah, yes. A poem to remind me of my life online. Endless apps and websites pop up each day. Right after you master one or give up on it, the next one pops up.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 24, 2017
Initially I thought you forgot. But I see that getting it wrong is usually the most obvious conclusion especially if there is a woman around observing. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on October 24, 2017
Loved this one. It reminds me of my students. Oh, they have so many problems, but they think they know it all. Then when they get their grades, they have a reality check and ask the same thing? What did I do wrong? Why didn't I get an A?


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