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A Measure Of Success
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, November 25, 2017 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A punny poem.
A MEASURE OF SUCCESS They made yardsticks by the yard, With sales growing steadily stronger. But irregardless, the company said, They wouldn’t make yardsticks any longer. Michael D. Schafer © November 18, 2017

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on November 28, 2017

This is a super poem of yours, Michael!! 'Enjoyed a lot!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on November 27, 2017

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who had a foot and a half?
He refused to fix it.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on November 26, 2017

Damn! You're good! That last line has so many meaning innuendos� Cool!

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on November 25, 2017

Why not? Puzzled but chuckling, happy.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on November 25, 2017

Heh.Heh Another goodie from you.

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on November 25, 2017

you are the man of the hour in pundom

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