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Terry Towel
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, November 29, 2017    Rated "G" by the Author.
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He will make you laugh.

 TERRY TOWEL

 

Terry Towel soaked up the applause,

The audience just absorbed his act.

He was a clean wiping comedian,

And every place he performed was packed.

 

He took his audiences through long loops,

Gently weaving them into the fabric of his life.

From the time when he was just a wash cloth,

To stories of Pima Cotton, his soft but thirsty wife.

 

Terry Towel was a comedic genius,

And a good joke groomer.

He could wring out the laughs,

With his dry sense of humor.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 29, 2017

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Terry Towel"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 2, 2017
Or was that just a rumor?

As usual, very punny funny.

Ron

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on December 1, 2017
it takes a special skill to make people laugh, and when you have it, the world laughs with you. hanks for the light read Michael.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 30, 2017
Ahhh . . . "Dry sense of humor" . . . You betcha!

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on November 30, 2017
This poem is funny and but it makes one ponder of stuff like...
"I'll throw in a towel." But why? Because we do say that...kinda crazy!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on November 29, 2017
Terry Towel seems to be your alias, as you are indeed "the comedic genius. Another gem shining in your cavern of delights.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on November 29, 2017
Love it! "A dry sense of humor" fits you perfectly like a big bath towel. That's the best I can do.

Reviewed on November 29, 2017
I really had fun reading this! Thank you!!

Love ya~~~

Jane

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 29, 2017
another tale you can't help but smile through, good one


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