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Expensive Cars
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, January 11, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Thoughts from behind the wheel.
EXPENSIVE CARS He liked to drive expensive cars, Believing they were sturdy and strong. With a 5 star crash rating, He thought what could go wrong. He liked to drive expensive cars, And show off to all his friends. Then one day he hit a tree, And found out his Mercedes-bends. Michael D. Schafer © November 18, 2017

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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on January 14, 2018

LOL!! Again, as always, a great play on words! 'Still smiling!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on January 12, 2018

Too funny!
I don't care if I get a dent or a scratch on the car. Look at our bodies, they have a few bumps and scars and they still go far!

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on January 11, 2018

Indeed they do as we all found out much to our horror many years ago at the death of Diana.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on January 11, 2018

Gotta love it!

Reviewed by tonia renee lee

Reviewed on January 11, 2018

Makes one stop and think!
I can relate as I own a 2001 C320 Mercedes-Benz.

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