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Expensive Cars
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Thursday, January 11, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Thoughts from behind the wheel.

 EXPENSIVE CARS

 

He liked to drive expensive cars,

Believing they were sturdy and strong.

With a 5 star crash rating,

He thought what could go wrong.

 

He liked to drive expensive cars,

And show off to all his friends.

Then one day he hit a tree,

And found out his Mercedes-bends.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 18, 2017

 


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 Reviews of "Expensive Cars"
Reviewed on January 14, 2018
LOL!! Again, as always, a great play on words! 'Still smiling!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 12, 2018
Too funny!
I don't care if I get a dent or a scratch on the car. Look at our bodies, they have a few bumps and scars and they still go far!

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on January 11, 2018
Indeed they do as we all found out much to our horror many years ago at the death of Diana.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 11, 2018
Gotta love it!

Reviewed by tonia renee lee
Reviewed on January 11, 2018
Makes one stop and think!
I can relate as I own a 2001 C320 Mercedes-Benz.


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