AN UGLY POEM

His name was Fugly Ugly.

He was an ugly man.

Coming from a long line of Uglys,

Fugly was proud of his clan.

With looks only a mother could love,

He was ugly at first sight.

An ugly among Uglys,

Fugly did ugly right.

He could stop a clock,

With just a simple look.

When it came to being ugly,

Fugly wrote the book.

Then one day he met a girl,

And she was ugly too.

She was ugly to the bone.

He was ugly through and through.

They fell ugly in love,

And were married in May.

They had an ugly ceremony,

On a picture perfect ugly day.

They had 3 ugly kids,

And, oh they’d brag.

Each kid was born so ugly,

They came with their own paper bag.

Raising their kids the Ugly way,

They used an ugly stick.

Health was never an issue,

They were too ugly to get sick.

The kids went to an ugly school,

Where they learned the 3 R’s.

Revolting Repulsive and Repugnant,

And they earned their ugly stars.

Every child had studied hard,

Until they were butt ugly in the face.

Any chance of looking good,

Was gone without a trace.

Their life was full of ugly.

They had a pug ugly dog named Rover.

The Uglys were so ugly,

They even had ugly left over.

They lived in an ugly house,

On an ugly street.

They were the ugliest people,

You’d never hope to meet.

Michael D. Schafer

© January 17, 2018

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