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I Can't Find My Glasses
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, January 31, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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For anyone who wears glasses.

 I CAN’T FIND MY GLASSES

 

I can’t find my glasses,

I don’t know where they’re at.

I’ve looked everywhere,

But without my glasses,

I’m blind as a bat.

 

I’ve checked all the places,

Where I might have put them down.

I came away empty handed,

And the only thing on my face,

Is despair and a frown.

 

Well I finally found my glasses

Although my face is red.

I feel so silly.

They were right where I left them,…

On top of my head.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© January 29, 2018

 

 


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 Reviews of "I Can't Find My Glasses"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on February 4, 2018
My favorite spot for lost glasses.

Reviewed on February 3, 2018
I have almost made it out the door and remembered them! I passed my last three driver's visual test without them. Who's greedy here, Oho??

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 1, 2018
I guess things are now looking up!

I never lose my glasses. In the house, I have not needed glasses while staring at the fine print on the computer, reading or even looking out the window at the birds. But, if I have to go outside to drive or even to ride, I have to have my glasses. So, they are always there, on the table, waiting for me to put them on when I leave the house.

All around me people are losing their glasses. I don't believe I ever have. I must be just lucky.

Ron

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on January 31, 2018
When you talk about lost glasses, you can talk about me. For I don't have one pair, I actually have three! One pair is alfa, the best of the lot. But if I can't find all three - too bad. That's all that I got!
PS: Yes there was one day when I could not find any. Problem: I put them all in the SAME place! LOL!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on January 31, 2018
I have done that before Michael, many a time, glad you can see again .

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on January 31, 2018
Hah! I searched for my glasses two days ago to no avail. Yesterday morning I got up sat here at the computer's desk. Something caused me to look down, and there they were, lodged between the end of the sofa and my left foot. Talk about embarrassing.


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