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A Poetic Meal
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, February 3, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A POETIC MEAL A poet walked into a deli, And looked over the spread. He then ordered his favorite, A hot pastrami on rhyme bread. Michael D. Schafer © October 30, 2015

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Reviewed by David Thompson

Reviewed on February 8, 2018

Would you like a little thyme on your pastrami and rhyme? Well, I had to put in my two cents worth.

David

Reviewed by John Domino

Reviewed on February 6, 2018

Too funny but this is making me hungry!

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on February 5, 2018

lol, I like it. very cute.
A POETIC MEAL

A POET WALKED INTO THE REAL
WITH A VERSE HE COULDN'T STEAL
IT WAS HIS TICKET /MEAL
HE GOT FAMOUS, WHAT A DEAL!

XO

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on February 4, 2018

Rhyme bread sounds punny to me.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 4, 2018

I wonder who that poet might be?

My partner brought home some pastrami she was given a couple of weeks ago. I tried some on some sourdough bread. Found it to be way to fat and spicy for me. Maybe on a pizza.

Ron

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on February 3, 2018

That would definitely be my favorite kind. . . !

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on February 3, 2018

Seed or seedless?

Love ya and rye with seeds!

Jane

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