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Laundry Day At The Convent
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Tuesday, February 6, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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It all comes out in the wash.

 LAUNDRY DAY AT THE CONVENT

 

It was laundry day at the convent,

And the laundry room was packed.

Mother Superior supervised,

As one nun did the washing and drying,

While the others folded and stacked.

 

All the nuns were there working,

Except Sister Rose Abbott.

She never does her laundry,

Which made Mother Superior wonder,

Does Sister Rose have a dirty habit?*

 

*A habit is the garment worn by nuns)

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© February 2, 2018

 

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "Laundry Day At The Convent"
Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on February 15, 2018
Thanks. Your poems bring levity to my days and chuckles to my nights.

Reviewed on February 14, 2018
LOL!! Another hilarious poem! I needed a good laugh today and you delivered!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on February 8, 2018
You funny, funny man! Thanks for the many laughs you have given your readers. You are not to be outdone with humor.

David

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 6, 2018
You left me with a question. If she had a reading habit, would she use bleach or soap to wash it since it's black-and-white and read all over?

Ron


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