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I'm Green To Grow
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, March 28, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A spring time poem.

 I’M GREEN TO GROW

 

I’m full of chlorophyll,

Which gives me lots of green.

Using photosynthesis,

I’m an oxygen producing machine.

 

I grow in yards.

I grow in parks.

I grow in meadows,

For meadowlarks.

 

To regulate my size,

I get mowed and cut.

If you give me a depression,

It leaves me in a rut.

 

When people dig me,

I’m referred to as sod.

But if they turn me over,

I get called a clod.

 

I have many blades,

But they’re not very sharp.

My roots are bound together,

And hard to pull apart.

 

I can be luxurious and thick,

Like a carpet lush and plush.

I’ll protect my turf,

I won’t grow in underbrush.

 

I’m not a shady character,

I like to have some sun.

You can jump and play on me,

I’m there for the fun.

 

Even when I’m put out to pasture,

I still have style and class.

I come from the family Poaceae,

But you can call me grass.

 

 

Michael D. Schafer

© March 23, 2018

 

 


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 Reviews of "I'm Green To Grow"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on April 4, 2018
Yes, and it's GREENer with envy on the other side. Excellent! John Michael

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on April 3, 2018
You made the grass grow for me. Thanks.

Reviewed on March 29, 2018
This is a very entertaining poem, Michael! I mean, you are really really great!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 29, 2018
Once again, you blew me away with your semi scientific revelation of all the ins and outs of grass.

Alas, although you gave me much to think about, you didn't reveal what mail they mean when they tell me, "Your ass is grass!" ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on March 29, 2018
Ah, you had me guessing all the way to China and back, Love your witty writes Michael. I love grass especially in the summer when it's in it's glory. Surrounded by flowers, even better. Have a wonderful day, hugs

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 28, 2018
Very kool piece MICHAEL a most enjoyable bread
Grass is good.....keeps one happy too
Peace be with you ........ William

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on March 28, 2018
Grass if fun especially when you smoke it...:) -e-

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on March 28, 2018
Grass has never before been so beautifully displayed in the limelight. Well done again, Michael.

PS: Ditto what David said below. You can self-publish for free and use print on demand. I have published several books of poetry through CreateSpace, a subsidiary of Amazon.com. Their site is user-friendly and "its free" with generous royalties.

Reviewed by David Thompson
Reviewed on March 28, 2018
Michael, I don’t believe I have run across anyone on AuthorsDen who has come close to being as observant about nature as you. I envy your gift. And it is my opinion that not only do you have this natural talent, you are very intelligent as well. I’m encouraging you once again to do something toward getting these poems published. Even if you don’t want to try going with a traditional publisher, there are many print-on-demand publishers that will take your work, turn it into both paperback and hardcover editions, and you can order as many copies as want whenever you need them. That’s the route I took with my book, and I have sold several thousand copies. Give it some thought. I would love to write another book, but I think I said about all I have to say with my first and only. Of course, Harper Lee became rich with “To Kill a Mockingbird.” I’m still waiting.

David


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